- Anti Joke

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

1+1 =? Too

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.