Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Kenny died. The Bastards.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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