Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Patriarchy.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Mrs. Welsh

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