roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Woman.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Matt is not funny.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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