DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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fart+fart=poop

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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test

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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