what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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