A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your mom.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Men's Sports

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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