What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Drunk irish man

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Men, get on the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Colby is gay.... thats it

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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