- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I had sex. Just kidding.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

whats a willy? -brock

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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