- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Womens rights.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Ms. Smoot's class

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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