- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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