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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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