Knock knock Get off my porch.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

ginger

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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