WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Michael Brown

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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