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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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