Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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asian drivers.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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raping black women

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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I would rape her

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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