why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Penis

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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i cant think of one.

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A women president

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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