- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Jews

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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