- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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