If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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