- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Womens rights.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

The game!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Anti Joke

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