- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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