- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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