What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

what do u call a black man a black man

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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