Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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