- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

mark is mark

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

penis

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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