Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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