Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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