Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

You are Nerochan right?

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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