Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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asian, do math

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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