O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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