SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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