So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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