- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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