Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

knock, knock come in

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

when debbie meets downer

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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