There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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