knock knock come in

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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vbh

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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