- Anti Joke

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

knock knock come in

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Civil Rights.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.