Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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