- Anti Joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's 4+7 47

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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