- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

A black man in a country bar.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Zach Barlow

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Colby Michael Schluter

Badgers are cool

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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