- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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