What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Drunk irish man

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

You know what is not cool? Fire.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

poopoo

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

heat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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