Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Anti Joke

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