Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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obama leadership

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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