There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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hi to the world fromthe world

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why did I get raped

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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