- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Woman rights.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Michael Brown

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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