- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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