- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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