Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

WNBA

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Spread the net.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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