Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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