- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Samantha

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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