- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Kathy Griffin.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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