What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Samantha

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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