say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Woman rights.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Kelly Clarkson

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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