- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

whats black? a black man

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

hello

this is not a joke

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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