- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Your time.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Mitt Romney penis

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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