What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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