I hate blackniggers

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Strawberries!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

I never asked for this.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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I'm gay. No homo.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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