- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock, knock. answers door

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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