Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Woman's Rights

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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i have yougurt with tractor

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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