What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Ham sandwich

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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