Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Enchilada

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

KKK

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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