- Anti Joke

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.