why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Women's Rights.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what time is it? 3:16

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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