What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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