Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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