- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Seth stock has a large penis

Jason Connor.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

this is a joke

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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