Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Not Steve Jobs

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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