What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Enchilada

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Your mom.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

KKK

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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