I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Dani barton= lovely

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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