Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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