A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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a man walks into horse bar

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Society.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Matt Damon

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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