who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Women Driving.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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