- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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