What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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How old is victor? Old

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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