What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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