Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Penis penis poop butt

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Ouch.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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