why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Joey mayer's face

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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