Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

what's red and blue? your heart

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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