What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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